Andy is quoting a fun job vacancy ad on his blog. I think I can better that! From the current issue of The Economist:
Baghdad Baghdad Professional Services Company requires senior executive. Finance/legal/accountancy or other professional qualification, management experience and sense of adventure required. Middle East experience and/or Arabic preferred but not essential. Excellent compensation package available. Operations based in secured zone in Baghdad. Send C.V.'s to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sense of adventure? It'd better be a good one!